I Don’t Have My Ducks in a Row… I Have Squirrels, and They’re Everywhere!" Shirt – Chaos, But Make It Funny!
If your life is less organized efficiency and more absolute chaos, this shirt is for you! Perfect for those who feel like their thoughts are running in every direction at once, this hilarious design lets everyone know that your squirrels have zero chill.
🐿️ Soft, Premium Cotton for Maximum Comfort
Made from 100% ethically sourced cotton, this lightweight and breathable shirt is as comfy as a well-behaved duck (not that you have any).🍂 Eco-Friendly, Long-Lasting Print
Printed with high-quality, water-based inks that won’t fade or crack—so even if your squirrels are all over the place, your shirt stays looking great.🎨 Designed by Fellow Chaos Enthusiasts
Created by artists who understand the struggle of too many thoughts, not enough time, this shirt is perfect for work, casual wear, or just embracing your inner hot mess express.Wear it proudly, embrace the chaos, and let the world know: ducks are overrated—squirrels are the future.
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I Have Squirrels, and They’re Everywhere T-Shirt
SIZE HALF CHEST (CM) LENGTH XXS 44 64 XS 48 67 Small 50 70 Medium 54 73 Large 57 76 XLarge 62 79 XXLarge 65 82 3XL 69 84 - How to measure and use Half Chest
The "Half chest" or "across-chest" measurement is obtained by laying the T-Shirt flat on a flat surface. The garment is then measured across the front, side to side, from just a few centimeters below where the sleeve joins the body of the garment.
Measure one of your current T-Shirts with this method to determine the size you need.
- How to measure length
T-Shirt length is measured from the neck seam to the bottom of the T-Shirt.
- How to measure and use Half Chest
